Daniel Tosh's comedy is so biting, you can spot the softies in each audience—they'll be the ones wincing and twisting.

Tosh may open with the joke: "You know they came out with a blood test to find out whether your child is gay or not?"

He pauses. "The HIV test."

The only thing Eddie Ifft can seem to take seriously is comedy. Stand-up has magically redeemed his life. In the ten years he's been in the profession, he's exploited everything about his personality that's previously caused him to a) get suspended or expelled from every school he attended, and b) fired from every job he had.

Some men use their hunky looks, gracious charm or sparkling personality to attract women, but Chris Schlichting is partial to a different approach. He uses his stellar sense of humor.

"Yes, I use comedy to get women!" Schlichting confesses with a chuckle.