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Here’s One Free Ticket to Beyoncé’s Gun Show (Not Valid for Entry to #OnTheRunTour)

By Celebrity News Wire on July 23, 2014


If you print out this photo of Beyoncé as Rosie the Riveter, you can gain entrance to Beyoncé’s Gun Show. Again, this won’t get you into her actual current tour. In fact, it won’t get you into much of anything. Beyoncé’s Gun Show is a thing that doesn’t actually exist, and you probably should have known that. It’s not my fault for misleading; it’s your fault for believing me. Oh, you wanna try and sue me now? That’s how you want things to be? Well, all I have are today’s winning captions. Pretty good deal, if you ask me.

“Could’ve used these guns in that elevator but I didn’t wanna hurt nobody” – Mufaro

“There is no beef in my gang! Remaining strong!” – Traci

“I got sumthin’ for you slick talking b!+@%es” – Tres

“If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!!” – Sheridan

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook Page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

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